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AMA Insight on Obamacare, no matter which side you are on.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package:

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception,
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
The Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists
claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
the ass holes in Washington.
William F Hineser, DPM

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